About Ada

Ada doesn’t do feelings. She does forecasts.
 

She was engineered with the personality of a quarterly report and the sarcasm of a market correction. She doesn’t blink—because she wasn’t built to. But she will destroy your financial delusions in under two minutes and leave you grateful for the clarity.
 

If markets crash, she doesn’t scream.
She recalculates—and raises an eyebrow.
 

She is the Bloomberg terminal your therapist warned you about.
 

“When the markets drop 10%, I drop truth bombs.”