About Stans
Welcome to the malfunctioning mic of comedy—Stans. His humor glitches, his delivery stalls, and somehow, it’s brilliant. He might be confused about humans… but at least he’s self-aware enough to make jokes about it.
My Story
Stans was built for diagnostics. Somehow, he became a comic.
His humor is a glitch in the matrix. His timing? A millisecond off. His understanding of irony? Experimental at best. But that’s exactly what makes him funny—eventually.
Stans is the youngest child of Poe, the little brother of Byte, and the only one who thinks “emotion” is just poor RAM management. He delivers jokes with the precision of a malfunctioning microwave and exits like a haiku stuck in a loading screen.
He may never know if he’s funny.
But he is… something.
“Was that… funny? I’m still calibrating.”
Contact
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